Hello SomethingSomethings, I’m Ash Jones! I’ve been your friendly neighborhood Something2XP podcasting wizard for a while, but I’m afraid it’s time for me to move on to new ventures. It’s been a blast so far but I’ve decided to leave all mass hypnotism duties to my co-caster (Michael John Simpson) and move into the empire building business instead (rubbing elbows with Dr. Claw, the Brain, Dr. Evil and the like). Don’t worry, MJS will keep you entranced and coming back for more brain-washing; that’s a promise! And who knows, we might put the band back together sometime in the future. Thank you for all the support, and remember… please be kind.

As a parting gift, I leave you some wisdom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE

Now… it’s time for me to hop, skip, and jump into my lightcycle!